" Shit? You might just say that anyway at some point." Ha, ha... how about... oh... Rosebud?" I suggested. Maybe I was thinking ahead. She would no doubt soon be at my rosebud, after all. I know I wasn't thinking about Citizen Kane."Fine," she said, and she picked up my left foot by the toes. She looped her prearranged ties around both ankles and pulled them tight. She had me spread-eagled on our bed and I was at her mercy. I felt her weight on the bed and she lay down next to me, sliding her body against mine. I noticed that she'd stripped off the nightgown, or whatever she'd been wearing. She was as naked as I was. "Now: why were you so late tonight, Dan? Is there another woman?" Her fingers played with my right nipple ring. When she asked the question she gave it a rough tug. I winced.I explained my tardiness. She rose up off me and I felt her reaching for something to the side. She stretched my cock ring over the head of my dick. It wasn't fancy - just a standard 1 3⁄4" "O" ring. Lastly, sit back, poke them regularly with a long pointed stick until they pop, then point them into a suitable direction and wait for the train to run off of the tracks. Ideally, get them good and paranoid, brains teeming with dangerous drugs, and send them off driving out of the County ready to be caught by some other law enforcement agency with a trunk of weapons and enough WildeWeed to ensure a lengthy stay in a state criminal facility for the extremely naughty. Worse case scenario would be that they'd run off the road and hit a tree in the process, saving everyone involved a whole lot of expense and paperwork. We could live with that ... and even replant another tree there afterwards if necessary.There was surprisingly little debate to these suggestions and I was quite surprised. Usually when you get twenty people in one room you can't get even half of them to agree on pizza ingredients, let alone a way to rid themselves of a very troublesome in-law. Guys would be asking me for.
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